Originally Posted by Davey

Oh, you.

That's what they want you to think they're doing. What they actually want is for you to say something like "Why would I even want to look at her massive arse when I can look at yours instead, my darling?"

I mean, my wife points out girls with big boobs all the time, you think it's because she wants me to get horny over some other girl with big boobs? The question is always "Do you think those are fake?" and the answer she wants to hear is "Definitely."