Originally Posted by JesseG805

Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: DAT PORSCHE