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Originally Posted by roadrash666
Filling up the wifes Z for her.
Fat girl in a beater Hyundai "Oh hi! Nice car!"
Me "Thanks. It's my wifes"
Fat girl "What's she do to afford a car like that"
Me "She's a hooker. Is that how you got the money for that sweet *** ride?" 
Dude at the next pump almost fell out.
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You guys are my kind of people. Quick with the wit and don't even miss a beat.