A mute man goes to the pharmacy to buy some condoms. After looking around a bit he can't find them so he goes up to the counter. The Pharmacist asks what he needs and the man tells him in sign language.
The Pharmacist says he doesn't understand so the mute tries to show him using hand gestures. The Pharmacist says tells him the bathroom is to the left.
Finally the man gets pissed pulls out ten bucks and slaps it on the counter. Then he pulls out his penis and slaps it on the counter and points to it and the money.
The Pharmacist says "Oh, now I understand." He whips out ten bucks and his penis and slaps both on the counter. Then he picks up all the money and puts his penis away.
The mute man starts waving his arms and going wild. The Pharmacist says "Hey, if you don't want to lose then don't bet."
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