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Originally Posted by onzedge
As do I. Well one nosy one -- the rest are cool...
I usually wash my cars right in the driveway for all to see. I am usually only home 2 or 3 days per week due to travel and our water usage is very very low.
I had a tree-hugging, Hillary-supporting, self-righteous, Birkenstock-wearing, leftist who reeked of patchouli oil actually walk up my driveway one day (while I was washing) and he started to lecture me about water. I held my hand up and told him he was trespassing and that I would not tell him a second time. He kept jabbering away so I turned the hose on him. I guess that was better than shooting him and even though I'd be doing society at large a favor, this is CA and I'd be writing this from jail now.
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I'd have shot him and told the cops "Officer, I was in fear for my life, he was armed with a joint of unknown substance and threatened to harm me with it..."
The hosing down was probably the first cleansing he had had in a month...