The economy is so bad....
1.That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
13. Congress says they are now looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
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This will decimate all after you put about fifteen grand in it or more, and if we have to, overnight parts from Japan.
Joe Clem and Koeppel Nissan
Last edited by Togo; 12-14-2009 at 09:22 PM.
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