Originally Posted by GeauxTigers1

Dubai....Let's see. You could take a Ferry to Saudi, Ride with the camels across the desert, Hop onto a rebel transport through Egypt and Libya, take an Airboat through the wetlands that takes you to the very west coast of South Africa. Stop by villages that have never seen a car before, tell them you are from the future and here to stop the invading robots, spend 2 years there, marry their best looking tribe girl bc they all will want you, then regretfully say goodbye to your bride and little boy, Aracmabad. Sail across the atlantic sea into Cuba, Jump onto an illegal border crossing posse into Florida that will officially get you into the states! You're so close! From there it should be pretty easy to skydive from a commercial cargo plane with the Z, parachute in tow and land directly onto:
480 East Easy St #4
Simi Valley, Ca 93065.
You're welcome. Idk how you are going to get home though.