I really have to enjoy the scum of my city. Nobody can simply appreciate others. I went to go fill up the Z at the gas station. Some middle aged guy with no teeth walks over.
Him: Wow, nice car!
Me: Thanks! She's my first dream car to own
Him: How much did daddy buy it for?
Me: It's mine....
Him: So daddy bought you the car?
Me: No ***hole, I made correct life choices that include dental insurance unlike yourself.
Guy just wondered back to his Le Sabre and drove off.
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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR
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