Originally Posted by jaybulls

zebra-pelted seats, catch fire in dignity class on delta's flight where drunken flier's fight a death by fork battle, thus inflaming and consuming by fire the rest of thee otherwise so-called-entitled wayfarers to become fieriers themselves whenst onzedge pulls out his mini bunsen-burner in a failed attempt to ward off yet another 1st class ***...rip, my man...rip...