I blame the landscapers, they are bunch of bafooons, well the ones I have are. It is as if they entertain themselves in some perverted twisted methods when doing yard work on ones property.
Seriously, do you need to do donuts on my effin turf, do you really need to do a handbrake stop and make skid marks all over my yard, tearing up the precious weed free ( getting less by the day ) areas of my yard that are lush in St Augustine grass that I pay a lot of money to force grow on this mother***** sandy soil that it was not made for grass? Even the *** clowns that spray fertilizer and stuff get on my tits. Rant over.
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