Originally Posted by onzedge

I took my wife's Juke in for the 60,000 mile service today.

I went to the cashier to pick it up and here was the interaction.

Me: I am picking up my Juke.

Mensa Candidate: Last name?

Me: Clark

Mensa Candidate: Is that with a "C" or a "K"?

Me: Both

Mensa Candidate: What?

Me: Both. Clark has both a C and a K. One each.

Mensa Candidate: No, the first letter.

Me: Clark always starts with a C. It is C.

Mensa Candidate: No it does not. Most people spell it with a K.

Me: No they don't. Anyway, here you go (I hand her my American Express card)

Mensa Candidate: We do not take this.

Me: Yes you do.

Mensa Candidate: No, we can't because we upgraded our credit card reader and it does not take American Express. We are working on it.

Me: When did you upgrade?

Mensa Candidate: Three months ago.

Me: Geesh.