I took my wife's Juke in for the 60,000 mile service today.
I went to the cashier to pick it up and here was the interaction.
Me: I am picking up my Juke.
Mensa Candidate: Last name?
Me: Clark
Mensa Candidate: Is that with a "C" or a "K"?
Me: Both
Mensa Candidate: What?
Me: Both. Clark has both a C and a K. One each.
Mensa Candidate: No, the first letter.
Me: Clark always starts with a C. It is C.
Mensa Candidate: No it does not. Most people spell it with a K.
Me: No they don't. Anyway, here you go (I hand her my American Express card)
Mensa Candidate: We do not take this.
Me: Yes you do.
Mensa Candidate: No, we can't because we upgraded our credit card reader and it does not take American Express. We are working on it.
Me: When did you upgrade?
Mensa Candidate: Three months ago.
Me: Geesh.
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