A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and then he asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What is the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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