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Originally Posted by Minsu
How r these still not sold holy cow
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I went to a mom and pop shop one time - they had a newspaper ad that said "WE ARE SELLING UNICORNS". I decided I wanted to buy a mothereffing unicorn and I decided to go check out this mom and pop store.
I got there, all they had on hand was unicorn poop. I asked them "hey where are the unicorns" and they said "Well they're in storage in Denver, but we should be going to get more unicorns from Denver before Christmas. Do you want to buy one?" I said, "No, I'd rather wait until I can know for sure that you have actual unicorns that I can actually buy. When do you expect to go get them from your warehouse in Denver?" They said "next week, stop in and we should have some more unicorns."
I went back to that store EVERY WEEK for 13 GODDAMN MONTHS and they NEVER had any damn unicorns to sell me. Pretty sure I will NEVER EVER get a unicorn now, because they were the only ones selling them.