i member while in college working at the info desk at a mall, some kid from the westcoast came up to me to complain how boring our area was. and it wasn't like a joke, this f-king asian kid was mad. he was pissed he spent all this money to visit.
i told him to go cry to his mom, and to read the AAA (no internet or smarphoness at the time

) travel magazines before heading out to any trip

i gave him a AAA brochure.