Sounds like dead battery, I just changed mine on my 09, Same thing happened to me couldn't jump it either :/.
but you should always let the charging car run for a while 3-5 mins maybe depending, You can also try bypassing the batter by using the pos term on the battery and the frame for the ground cable ? I have had that work before.
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