Originally Posted by onzedge

In flight mini-series...

Goober sitting next to me in his ill-fitting off the rack suit, striped socks and square-toed shoes is clueless about armrest eriquette and is continually rubbing his elbow against mine.

Me: Excuse me

Goober: What

Me: I have to apologize to you

Goober: Why

Me: I am married and also straight -- very straight.

Goober: What do you mean?

Me: You are hitting on me. You are employing the "accidentally" rub the elbow against your seat neighbor over and over technique.

Goober: Huh?

Me: I am sorry, but I am flattered.