In flight mini-series...
Goober sitting next to me in his ill-fitting off the rack suit, striped socks and square-toed shoes is clueless about armrest eriquette and is continually rubbing his elbow against mine.
Me: Excuse me
Goober: What
Me: I have to apologize to you
Goober: Why
Me: I am married and also straight -- very straight.
Goober: What do you mean?
Me: You are hitting on me. You are employing the "accidentally" rub the elbow against your seat neighbor over and over technique.
Goober: Huh?
Me: I am sorry, but I am flattered.
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