Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

I'm fairly certain my personal dumb question count exceeded 5 the first day I began to form full sentences. Being a late bloomer, this did not occur until I was in my 30's. I recall a few of the first few dumb questions...

What color is red? (violet minus blue)
Why is that woman angry with me? (you called her a bitch?)
What's the difference between a duck? (about $20)
Since I apologized to that woman, why is she even angrier with me now? (she was your momma)
Is this scotch or bourbon? (neither, it's Kool-Aid and you drank it)

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