I'm fairly certain my personal dumb question count exceeded 5 the first day I began to form full sentences. Being a late bloomer, this did not occur until I was in my 30's. I recall a few of the first few dumb questions...
What color is red?
Why is that woman angry with me?
What's the difference between a duck?
Since I apologized to that woman, why is she even angrier with me now?
Is this scotch or bourbon?
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