Originally Posted by ed_collins

these are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that i've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc:

You know you own a nissan 370z when...

...the local cops know you by your first name.
...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection.
...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it.
...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to costco.
...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets.
...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away.
...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of porsche your car is.
...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination.
...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side.
...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit.
...you realize that switching to geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
...you believe that slogan "ultimate driving machine" should belong to nissan.
...you have to play tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch.
...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered.
...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time.
...you get into a toyota camry and it feels like an olympic size swimming pool.
...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage.
...you know what a microfiber towel is.