That's the hidden satellite antenna that receives notices from Nissan after your warranty expires. It's specific location is critical to the satellites' Southern placement in the sky. It has been a closely guarded secret until now that you've gone and told everyone about it. Some of these signals can activate the check engine light or even make your radio emit strange squeaking sounds that seem to come from your drivetrain. Now that you've found it you should protect yourself by wearing a tinfoil hat when you drive. That also goes for everyone who's read this thread. FYI, I'm selling "one size fits all" tinfoil hats this week. Just send your "cash only" payments of $300 each to my address in Nairobi.
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