"What are you going to blow up to celebrate America's birthday"

"Show us your 4th of July scars"

"How many hours did you send in your car on the three day weekend?"

"Share your emergency room anecdotes"

"Amusing family fights on the holiday"

"She swore she was 18"

"Jail was not all that bad -- here's why"

"How fast were you going when you got pulled over?"

"Funny drunken accidental firearm discharge stories"

"What is the best oil to use?"

"What color Plasti-Dip is best for my exhaust system?"