Originally Posted by 2theextreme

I got one for ya......it's so crazy...but true:

French kissing a girl......we're both a little drunk. She starts to suck on my tongue...a little harder....then harder....then WAY too hard. You know that little piece under the tongue....that's like connected to the bottom of the mouth?

Yeah...that part.....well.....she popped it. Let me tell you....it doesn't hurt but you do bleed. We called 911 and had to explain this to the operator. She tried so hard to not laugh but she did. "Nothing to *snicker snicker* worry about, sir. It will be fine. *BWAHAHAHA*"

Oh...and we both sobered up really fast!