Originally Posted by Akurei

Well, keep this between you and me. While my wife was sleeping, i went into the garage, opened up the hood, and carassed my engine softy for about an hour. Then i got some wheel bearing grease, lubed both tail pipes and turned on the car to warm it up. Then i slowly took off my pantssss........bwahahaha well it was a good story, only so far i could make it, getting kinda too far into the joke.