Originally Posted by DavidInIndy

Fellow Z owners...have you ever thought that you had a sign on your car that said: "Hey Birds...please give me a sign that you flew over my car." Well guess what you flying port-o-lets, my car is NOT a pier, fisherman's wharf, a statue in a park, or an atoll out at sea that you can dive bomb.

So if you feel the need to:

- grow a tail (the kind without feathers) on my vehicle
- loose a deuce on my wheels
- dump a load on my chariot
- drop the kids off at the pool (my car's blue but it's not water)
- download a brownload on my Z

then feel free to ram your beak into a window, a windmill, or a jet engine.

So what did I do with my Z today? Well I effing cleaned the crap off my car for the third day in a row!!!