Came home yesterday to my normal $hitty internet speeds. I tried to hop on my neighbor's wireless only to find out he has been experiencing the same crap for about a week now
I also had some issues with one of my computers, and it looks to be hosed now (installed some $hit I shouldn't have to try and get something working for my wife)

Will have to reinstall Win7 this week.
Then I decided to go wash the car. I went outside and hooked up the nozzle only to find it leaking and realize the hose is hosed, too

Will have to purchase another one this week.
FML...