The worst problem I had with birds was 12-15 years ago a bunch of cardinals were apparently nesting near my carport/driveway/backdoor. The SOB's loved to look at themselves and preen, so they perched on my outside mirrors and crapped down the sides of my car. They also perched on the step to the back door which had a shiny metal kickplate so they were able to see themselves while they crapped on my backstep.
I covered the kickplate with matching packing tape and eliminated that reflection, but I never found a good solution for my car. Mother Nature solved that problem by sending a tornado through and taking out all the trees in that area. I hope it got those damn cardinals also!
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