Originally Posted by happydog

when i was in high school there was a girl who said to me "i want to have your babies"

my response was "i don't have any babies. how can you take something from me i don't have?"

now about 15 years later i realize that phrase means something else lol

Originally Posted by happydog

i feel like homer simpson

slow reaction time. like 10-15 years later i realize things wtf