Disclaimer: None of these reflect apon my own quotes lol
"Don't worry, you'll be back home before your husband gets off work.."
"So... Wanna go back to my place and do something thats Illegal in 14 States??"
"You know where I come from, it's perfectly legal for a cousin to sleep with her brother so long as she don't sleep with her cousin. Thats called Inbreedin!"
"Nooooo, you don't look like a 2 dollar wh0re. But seriously though, how much can a buck 50 get me?"