Leprechaun
Man walks into a bathroom to take a piss, and there in front of him is a little man, dressed all in green, with a green hat...a Leprechaun!
The man grabs the guy and says, "I gotcha Leprechaun, now where's your pot of gold?"
The Leprechaun says, "Aye, you got me, and as the story goes, when you catch a Leprechaun, you get me pot of gold. There is one part of the story that ye not been told though as it's not friendly to children, is that I have to **** you up the arse."
The man drops his pants and just as the man bends over, the Leprechaun says..."now, aren't ye a bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?"
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