Hard to be snobby when your name is Junkman.
Now if you had gone with another title I could see it. Something like -
The Grand Poobah of Carnuba
The Boss of Gloss
The Wax-tastic Master of Shine
The Polymer Prince
Sir Buffsalot
The Prime Minister of a Shine so Sinister
The Saint of Paint
I can keep going...probably for days.
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