^^^ LOL, you were worse than me!
My first day at my 1st grade school, I kicked the principle. I was the school bully even though I was the smallest kid in the class. I pushed kids down stairs and stole lunches.
In Jr. High I sold smoke bombs and stink bombs to kids and then pushed them to waste them buy throwing in class rooms during session.
High School was a completely different story. My friends and I were really good friends with all the deans and we got away with a LOT but I still ended up getting suspended quite a bit. It was good times, though.