We've got a hunting trip every year on my uncle's ranch. There are so many different ways to enjoy a rental car on a ranch. You'd be amazed how entertaining a GM fleet shitbox is on gravel and dirt.
OP, under no circumstances mention any issues with the car. On the off chance the car takes a ****, call and unleash holy hell on the dealership for them having the audacity to put you in such an unreliable POS.