Originally Posted by onzedge

Airport Fun
by onzedge

Coming off the plane and headed toward baggage claim, I see a limo driver with a sign that says "Nussbaum".

I am in a suit (minus tie) and a black wool overcoat.

Me: I am Nussbaum

Limo guy: Doctor Nussbaum?

Me: Yes

Limo guy: Doctor Moishe Nussbaum?

Me: OK

Limo guy: Let's go

Me: Alright

We walk about 20 feet and then:

Me: Wait, did you say "Moishe" Nussbaum?

Limo guy: Yes

Me: Oops. I thought you said Marvin Nussbaum. You got the wrong guy.