This guy wins in my book... the Oblivious-Parking Award (with explaination)
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The company where I work recently converted a few "loading zone" spaces to EV charging spaces for those with Electric Vehicles. This guy has parked in one of these spots everyday, yet no one has seen him charging his EV.
In his mind these are parking spaces for EVs not just ones that are charging (I've heard he brags about how close HIS parking spot is).
Dog forbid our site (which employs a few thousand people) should ever have more than 4 EVs or we'll run out of spaces... and no one can charge their EVs.
Thanks for letting me rant.