A man runs into his house yelling and screaming. His wife asks what all the commotion was about. He looked at her and said
"Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"
His wife also became very excited, and she responded
"How should I pack? Warm or cold weather?"
The husband responded
"I don't care, just get the **** out!"
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--"If you want peace, prepare for war."
-Flavius Vegetius Renatus
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