Tell your brother not to do it ........
Marriage is an institution ....... and who wants to live in an institution
OR
Having experienced the "joys of wedded bliss" for 39 years, I was moved to observe to to SWMBO that I;d have gotten a lesser sentence for homicide !!!
BTW - on that vein, who has read the musings of Graham Hill (60's/70's F1 driver).
Interviewer asks "Do you speak to your wife when having sex" ??
GH replies ..... wait for it
"Only if there is a telephone handy"
I'm going to bed now - its too hot here !!!
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