so i almost slipped and fell on my own sidewalk tonight...
pulled out my big jar of icemelt and started sprinkling... then noticed my contact lenses in my eyes were drying out like no tomorrow.
i had to close my eyes while sprinkling salt. not sure how, but i later found myself sprinkling icemelt on the street and not my sidewalk.
i should've went on down the street further with my eyes closed, and sprinkled over the green prius 'by accident'.