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Originally Posted by Elan
I have that phobia too hence why I made a thread. I really do appreciate the suggestions.
So far:
1. Lube myself up
2. Touch my wiener to the car
3. Touch my hand to the metal prior to stepping on the ground.
#2 it is!  |
If you're like most dudes, you'll end up doing the following:
1. Lube yourself up
2. Touch your wiener
3. Repeat step 2 with promptness and vigor.
You'll not make it into your car with any series of steps involving your ding-ding and Kentucky jelly or other friction reducing product (including Royal Purple on your Royal Scepter). It is just too easy to get distracted, even if you are fleeing zombies. You'll start of "Oh no! Zombies!!!!", but end up at step 2 thinking "Heyyyy! My pee-pee! Yeaaa pee-pee!"