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Originally Posted by XiP
dude I need to just go down to Houston and meet up with you so you can set me straight
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There's plenty of people in your neck of the woods that can help too. Get some guys together and go find some strippers. Going by yourself is kinda creepy. Bonus points if it's one of the skanky all-nude places. Go get some titties in your face. Drink man-sized quantities of whiskey. Smoke cigars. It'll make your life better. Don't do it too often, but at least give it a try. You may take to it.