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Originally Posted by Crash
Did someone call for a demonologist?
I just happened to be a demonologist, and specialize in the exorcisms of vehicles, lawn mowers and toy-poodles. I can take care of that pesky demon for you.
Just a small fee of $20
Plus $30 holy water fee
$100 speaking in tongues fee
Chocolate donut with sprinkles
Taxes may apply
Should only take an hour.
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Meh, I'll do better than that. Drive on over here to CT and leave the car with me for two days. I won't charge you a dime. I guarantee I will will exorcise every demon in that vehicle.
