Originally Posted by Crash

Did someone call for a demonologist?

I just happened to be a demonologist, and specialize in the exorcisms of vehicles, lawn mowers and toy-poodles. I can take care of that pesky demon for you.

Just a small fee of $20
Plus $30 holy water fee
$100 speaking in tongues fee
Chocolate donut with sprinkles
Taxes may apply


Should only take an hour.