Did someone call for a demonologist?
I just happened to be a demonologist, and specialize in the exorcisms of vehicles, lawn mowers and toy-poodles. I can take care of that pesky demon for you.
Just a small fee of $20
Plus $30 holy water fee
$100 speaking in tongues fee
Chocolate donut with sprinkles
Taxes may apply
Should only take an hour.
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2002 Corvette Z06 - Totaled
2003 Corvette Z06 50th Anniversary
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