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"Ninja Medians" by ZBro16
Amidst scandals, embassy invasions, healthcare bills, and Miley Cyrus, it can be difficult for the average American to be aware of real dangers that are skipping under the radar in our country.
In a small town of Florence, Alabama, concrete medians have begun shifting with the tectonic plates of the earth on which they reside, making for hazardous driving situations. While the general demographic of Florence drives F-150s, local resident JohnYu of Florence, a foreign exchange student at Hooked on Phonics, feels the issue is far more dangerous and should be taken more seriously for those who cannot drive vehicles that weigh 5000+lbs and have a foot or more of ground clearance. He was struck by a moving median on the highway.
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
last night was pretty dark and i was talking on the phone didnt see there was a median separate the right left lane ,i just ran over it to the wrong way with my nismo and had to back up my car.
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In addition to having to back up his car, a very dangerous maneuver to execute on a major roadway, JohnYu scratched his car. Twice.
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
lucky thing is the bumper is fine ,no much damage ,but the exhaust sounds weird not as clearly as before
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The damage doesn't stop there.
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
the clutch pedal not as hard as before too, feel nothing when i step on it ,but it still works fine.
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JohnYu, an activist for unconditional warranties on motor vehicles, feels that his vehicle should be repaired due to the median coming out of nowhere. Any parts that fail as a result of this collision are considered poorly assembled.
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
i nock the fuk out of geerbox with ditch. it no workie workie. if i take to dealership ask them to replace the whole exhaust and clutch pedal for free?
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Some residents are genuinely concerned about rising insurance costs. JohnYu also had this to say:
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
I don't know why you guys bitch about my insurance payment and the a7 with nismo ? I am 20 years old and I had my license when I was 19. You guys who ever is paying 60 a month maybe you got your licensen when you was 16 and you are 40. Or over now ?
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When asking for help regarding his situation, JohnYu turns to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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Originally Posted by JohnYu
Thanks ! As the title ! God bless you guys !
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JohnYu's situation is the talk of the town, and while some people think this is a matter of simple negligence and that JohnYu shouldn't be on his ******* cellphone for Christ's ******* sake, local resident DEpointfive0 seems to understand the tectonic plate theory.
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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0
It WAS harde to unersood , but , it kind a maid sence .
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