<A family is sits down for dinner>
Father to son: Why are you so fat Mario??
Mario: It's mama's pasta... its so good, i eat it every day.
Father to son: Know what the secret is? You've got to take smaller bites!!
Father to 2nd son: And Luigi, why are YOU so freaking fat?!?
Luigi: It's mom's cooking... can't stop eating!!
Father to son: You've got to take smaller bites!!
Father to 3rd son: TONY!! Why are you so skinny?
Tony: Simple, I eat lots and lots of pu$$y
Father: Pu$$y?? That tastes like $h*t
Tony: You've got to take smaller bites!!!
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2018 Camaro SS 1LE (455hp) - 2011 Nissan 370z (333hp) - 2004 VW R32 (240hp) - 2000 Civic Si (160hp)
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