so i was telling the wife perhaps i should retire my G since she's old and lots of speckles on the front bumper, you know the usual imperfections from old age. i should replace with a new pretty car.
then wife replied, 'ken-san, would you change your wife if she was old and showing imperfections for a new pretty girl?'

point taken...
...wait, wat are we talking about again?

she confuses the kenchan too easily.

wife saw my face and cracked up...