Huck

Hahahaha true that, penises are always a classic. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. Right before I met her I had my whole back planned out, it was a picture with lots of little details that told a story. I had put down a $250 deposit, the whole thing was drawn up, it was happening. Then I meet her and the first thing she tells me is that she doesn't like boys with tattoos, so I figure I'll put it off for a while and let her get used to the idea of it.

10 years later here we are. She was still upset about it because she has control issues and when things don't go according to her plan or demands she flips out.

My tattoo didn't have enough red in it, it wasn't in the place she thought it was gonna be in, the artist didn't follow the right procedure, the shop wasn't set up the way she wanted it, she found something to bitch about with EVERYTHING. Not to mention the tattoo artist asked her why she didn't like tattoos, and when my wife responded that she didn't think they were attractive, the artist asked "well... Aren't you supposed to love your husband for who he is and accept his differences?".

Oh boy... That set her off.

I survived Zdayz 2013... (barely)

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