I have defeated the demon bolt and the world is saved. Now we can all live peacefully...
I ended up asking my neighbor for help. He presented a torch and helped me out. Torched the b!tch a$$ and it came loose. The passenger side snapped in two but that doesn't matter because it came out. The driver side made a loud crack sound and started to spin. I swear I put something like 1000 ft lbs into that thing to get it turning. I was shooting sweat out of all my pores using so much force.
I used the bolt extractors. When we heated the bolts up, it was easier to hammer the bolt extractor in to get a better bite. This way it turned. I feel so good accomplishing this lol.
So what are these cats worth if I were to sell them?