Step one, make sure you're not at work.
Step two, turn up your volume all the way.
Step three, watch
Step four, call me a **** b/c your wife/gf/coworkers heard it.
I only laughed b/c of how ridiculous that fake orgasm was.
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I'll figure something out later.
Who are you? where am I? Stop! I need an adult!
The feathers in the rear are softer than you think.